10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers