10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts