10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is for loners.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson