10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.