10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls