10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"