10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- You have to piss with the dick you have