10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it