10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---