10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave