10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus