10 Random Poker Quotes

Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
"Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.