10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "No river, no fish."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave