10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Poker is for loners.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword