10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers