10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!