10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is for loners.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.