10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson