10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow