10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth