10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "No river, no fish."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!