10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Those eggs smell delicious!