10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"