10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.