10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion