10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim