10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain