10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger