10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion