10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is for fat, American losers.