10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"