10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."