10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament