10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.