10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.