10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.