10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth