10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.