10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet