10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown