10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.