10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is for fat, American losers.