10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- im going to 2 out you to death
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.