10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz