10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Those eggs smell delicious!