10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.