10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris