10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Welcome to kicker school
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.