10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• It's Free To Fold...
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson