10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.